ColeSlawIs.Cool – The Digital Webzone of Brandon "Cole Slaw" Malcom

Author of Rangers of Acedonia – Formerly Known as coleslawiscool.net

Who Am I?

I am Brandon Malcom, Internet Person and total Zillenial. I am 23 years old and, thus far, have not been to Boston, Massachusetts.

Currently…

I’m currently working on a webcomic, entitled “Rangers of Acedonia.” To get the skinny on that, head on over Here.

I’m also helping out one of my friends with his Video Game Project, but that hasn’t been announced yet.

Self-Aggrandizement

  • I am currently authoring a Webcomic, Rangers of Acedonia, on this very website.
  • I am a Black Belt in Taekwondo, and have won several Gold medals in Sparring and Forms
  • I have been building Lego Sets, making MOCs, and collecting Lego memorabilia since 2006.
  • I worked at Legoland Discovery Center Kansas City, as the Master Model Builder.
  • I collect Signed Lego Bricks. Some of my notable autographs are Adam Savage from Mythbusters , Garth Ennis from Comic Book, Bryce Papenbrook from Anime and/or Video Game, and Sean Casey from Storm Chasers.
  • I draw. My favorite things to draw are Anime-Style characters and Western-style Mecha.
  • I served in the U.S. Army for 4 years, and was stationed in Germany for that time. If you live in Germany and are able to send me Eisberge Gummies, hit me up via Electronic Mail.
  • I am an amateur Musician, check me out at Destroy All Machines, NOW! (emphasis on amateur, I haven’t updated that in years, tee-hee)

Things I like

  • Lego, in particular their original themes.
  • Making Art & Drawing
  • Playing Video Games with The Boys
  • Long-Form Youtube Video Essays (EmpLemon, Internet Historian, EmpLemon, GenoSamuel, etc.)
  • Music (Spotify Playlist Here!)
    • Short List:
      • Greta Van Fleet
      • Mammoth WVH
      • King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
      • Foreigner
      • Carpenter Brut
      • Starcadian
      • Infected Mushroom
      • Weezer
    • Classic Rock (Journey, Foreigner, Styx, DIO, Motley Crue, The Sweet, Helix, Bowie, Van Halen, Rush, Joe Satriani, LedZep, Blue Oyster Cult, ZZ Top, Starship, Ozzy Osborne, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Rolling Stones, Cheap Trick, Electric Light Orchestra)
    • Synth Pop & Electronic (Infected Mushroom, Battle Tapes, Mitch Murder, TWRP, King Gizzard and their Lizard Wizard, The Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, Mord Fustang, Nine-Inch Nails, SebastiAn, Justice, OVERWERK, Feed Me, Pet Shop Boys, Pendulum, Kavinsky, Daft Punk, Venetian Snares)
    • Metal (Judas Priest, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Black Sabbath, Sabaton, SOAD, Motorhead, Rammstein)
    • OutRun (Carpenter Brut, Scandroid, Daniel Deluxe, Waveshaper, Hollywood Burns, Starcadian, Magic Sword)
    • Modern Rock (Greta Van Fleet, Volbeat, Electric Six, Psychadelic Porn Crumpet, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Ghost, Pearl Jam, Red Vox, Cryoshell, Weezer, The Protomen)
    • Old People Music (Roy Orbison, Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Fats Domino, Jay & his Americans, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Dion (not celine the one from the 50s, on the fallout 4 soundtrack))
    • Honorable Mentions (The Aquabats, Truckfighters, Christopher Motherfucking Lee, Dankmus., King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Claude Debussy, DEVO, The Chats, Kraftwerk, EURINGER, John Carpenter, Bloodywood, Ramones, Stan Bush, Hot Dad, Longest Johns, Igorrr)

Gallery for purposes of Symmetry